So. A year ago I was sitting in splendid isolation in the restaurant "Levant". This is in Playa de Aro (Spain), near Girona. Near Frontera (the border) of France, so there is always a lot of French.
I sit, think and then a man came up to me, quite impressive. Well I, as a woman alone, had nothing against.
- I think you're a Russian, he turned to me and pleasant accent, I realized that he was a Frenchman
- No, I answer, I am not Russian. Ukrainian.
- And here I was in Russia two times, and I know two words - confided to a stranger.
- So? - I'm interested.
- Oral sex - he said.
I laughed for the entire restaurant.
- And the second? And the second word? - Choking with laughter asking.
No comments:
Post a Comment